The CBS Television Network today announced that Stephen Colbert, the host, writer and executive producer of the Emmy and Peabody Award-winning “The Colbert Report,” will succeed David Letterman as the host of THE LATE SHOW, effective when Mr. Letterman retires from the broadcast. The five-year agreement between CBS and Colbert was announced by Leslie Moonves, President and CEO, CBS Corporation, and Nina Tassler, Chairman of CBS Entertainment.
Letterman, the legendary, critically acclaimed host of the CBS late night series for 21 years, announced his retirement on his April 3 broadcast. Colbert’s premiere date as host of THE LATE SHOW will be announced after Mr. Lettermen determines a timetable for his final broadcasts in 2015.
Specific creative elements, as well as the producers and the location for the Colbert-hosted LATE SHOW, will be determined and announced at a later date.
“Stephen Colbert is one of the most inventive and respected forces on television,” said Moonves. “David Letterman’s legacy and accomplishments are an incredible source of pride for all of us here, and today’s announcement speaks to our commitment of upholding what he established for CBS in late night.”
Good. They are replacing one low ratings leftist hack with another super low ratings leftist hack. That should work out well.....for Fallon and Kimmell.
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David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever. David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever. David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever. David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever. David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever. David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever. David Letterman is funny. Al Franken is funny. Steven Colbert is funny. Nancy Pelosi is brilliant. Hussein Obama is superb. Hilliary Xlinton is the most qualified secretary of State ever. People are signing up for Zero-care in droves. Zero's foreign policy is a rousing success. Jobs are being created by the millions. The economy is getting better by the day. Conservatives hate women. Eric Holder is the best attorney general ever.
That sounds like the talking points on an average MSNBC show.
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