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#1 | Fruitcake Hankering!!! datum

Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:18 pm

Look Christmas is coming and nobody makes fruitcake anymore!!! I'm lucky I have an 80 yo neighbor who still practises the art. She has not succombed to those nasty fruitcake haters in this world and I am glad for her, let me tell you!!!

What's this world coming to???

Does anyone think the "millennial generation" even knows what a fruitcake is or has ever tasted one???

Such an absolute shame!!!

There's no longer an anti-war Left. There's only an anti-Right Left

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#2 | RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! datum

Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:37 pm

Ever tried a white fruitcake?

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#3 | RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! datum

Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:40 pm

Quote: truthkeeper wrote in post #2
Ever tried a white fruitcake?

I have nobody to bake me a white fruitcake!!!

There's no longer an anti-war Left. There's only an anti-Right Left

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#4 | RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! datum

Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:46 pm

If they're soaked in enough rum, they taste pretty good.

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#5 | RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! datum

Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:51 pm

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...Christmas is coming and nobody makes fruitcake anymore!!!

There is a reason for that dude. Fruitcakes SUCK!!!!! Now my holiday eggnog is what everyone looks forward to every year and I am sure you would too. Here is the recipe....

Ingredients:

1 Bottle Single Malt Scotch
1 Carton Eggnog
5 Ice Cubes

Directions:

Take eggnog and throw into trash. Put ice cubes into Highball glass and fill with scotch. Do not garnish. Drink immediately.