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Chairman Adam Schiff's impeachment inquiry yielded no eyewitnesses to Trump wrongdoing and ended in Schiff having to deny multiple times he met with the whistleblower. I have just one question for Adam Schiff. How much is Donald Trump paying you to stage this inquiry?

House Democrats resumed impeachment hearings. After the two-year Russia collusion hoax fizzled, the Ukraine call has infused in Democrats the classic addict's belief that next time it's going to turn out differently. The House's investigation of Trump is harder to leave than Scientology.

President Trump held a press conference with Turkey's President Erdogan where Trump dismissed the impeachment testimony as a joke. Here's how the joke goes. During a forty million dollar attempt to impeach Trump, we learn to our shock that Ukraine has good phone service.

Hillary Clinton's former aide said it's not too late at all for her to enter the presidential race and join the field. The sitcom practically writes itself. If Hillary jumps into the race, added to Bloomberg, Bernie, Liz and Biden, this is not a roster of candidates, it's a re-make of That 70's Show.

Michael Bloomberg turned in the paperwork to place his name on the ballot in the Alabama Democratic presidential primary. Mike was born a Democrat, then converted to Republican, then became an Independent, now he's back to being a Democrat once again. Bloomberg self-identifies as Party Fluid.

The National Football League strengthened its Player Code of Conduct this season in order to protect the players from dirty play. Sometimes pro football can get really rough. I turned on the Browns-Steelers and at the end of the game a House impeachment hearing broke out.

Nancy Pelosi invited President Trump to testify at her impeachment inquiry. She said what Trump did was much worse than what Nixon did. Trump can't sue her for libel or slander, because the new DA allows San Francisco residents to urinate on anyone they like, anywhere they like.

Wall Street celebrated as the Dow Jones average crashed through the twenty-eight thousand mark for the first time in history. The market was reacting to the new jobs numbers. President Trump has unemployment numbers so low he even got Colin Kaepernick a job interview.

Democratic candidate Joe Biden campaigned in Southern California last weekend and he took questions from the audience in Santa Monica on the topics of the day. He's always good for an honest reaction. Joe Biden came right out and declared he doesn't believe that Einstein killed himself.

Hillary Clinton said she's being urged to run for president despite a crowded field that includes Liz, Biden, Bernie and Bloomberg. Their combined age is three-hundred seventy-four years. Friday, someone complimented Michael Bloomberg on his alligator shoes and he was barefoot.


(Thank you, Rev)

Quote: ThirstyMan wrote in post #2

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And....the opposition is trying to impeach him? How about a little appreciation Dems?

Too bad we can't penalize their retirement accounts to reflect their dissatisfaction. I can't understand them [but we do have an emoji for them].

Thanks Pookie! TM

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