Al Gore returned to battle on Meet the Press where he compared climate change deniers to the Uvalde police for standing around and doing nothing during a global emergency. In 1948, the year Al Gore was born, there were seven thousand polar bears on Earth. Today only thirty thousand remain.
Nancy Pelosi's delegation to Asia was criticized by environmentalists for all the fuel her plane and all the military escort planes are burning wherever she goes in Asia. Three times over the Pacific, her U.S. military jet received air-to-air refueling when the vodka gauge showed Nancy was starting to run low.
President Biden tested positive for a mild rebound case of Covid Saturday and had to hunker down again in the residence. He can still be productive. During last week's isolation, Joe watched a Harry Potter movie marathon and ordered his staff to refer to Recession as The Thing that Shall not Be Named.
Congresswoman AOC refused to endorse President Biden for re-election while mainstream media columnists are urging her to run in 2024. She is the generational tip of the spear of woke culture that is trying to bring radical transformation to the country. Her personal pronouns are me, me, and me.
Kamala Harris cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate Saturday to pass the government spending bill titled the Inflation Reduction Act. During a thunderstorm on Friday, President Biden swore to God it will not raise taxes on the American people. Lightning then struck the White House, killing three.
The White House began serious prisoner exchange negotiations with the Russian government on Monday. It's an effort to free a WNBA star for a man deemed by the Biden Administration to be a dangerous criminal. The White House gave Russia a straight offer. Donald Trump for Brittney Griner.
The FBI broke down the door at Mar-a-Lago at dawn looking for dirt on former President Trump and broke into Trump's safe. They struck pay dirt and found a laptop filled with crooked business deals, porn stars, and Russian prostitutes peeing on a hotel bed. The bad news is, it was Hunter's laptop.
Donald Trump announced the FBI raid on his estate at Mar-a-Lago in a statement he made from his New York office in Trump Tower. The feds are looking for any evidence with which they can arrest him. The border crossers from Venezuela are very confused today. They thought they'd left a banana republic.
Congress adjourned for summer recess Monday after passing a bill that puts seven hundred-forty billion dollars into the United States economy. They called it the Inflation Reduction Act. Not to be outdone, McDonald's just reintroduced the Big Mac and named it the Waistline Reduction Sandwich.
The Justice Department used a silly pretext over documents to stage a raid on Trump on Monday to try to embarrass him and his chances to run in 2024. Have these idiots ever read a tabloid? The Justice Department sent the FBI to try to embarrass the only man in America who can't be embarrassed.
New York Post reporter Miranda Devine revealed Tuesday that the FBI agents who stormed into Trump's residence with a warrant for documents decided to go through Melania Trump's clothes and drawers. That explains the FBI raid to me and takes me back to my college days. It was a panty raid.