January 7, 2015 Police Arrest Couple For Autoerotic Romp Cops: Duo had sex on vehicle at closed Florida dealership
JANUARY 7--A Florida couple was arrested early yesterday after they were spotted having sex atop a 2004 Kia Sedona at a West Palm Beach auto dealership, police report.
Officers responding to Mike’s Auto Sales discovered Erin Byrd, 18, and Ramon Mitchell, 29, “inside of a dealership vehicle which did not belong to either subject,” according to a police report.
Cops were summoned to the closed business shortly before midnight by a witness who “advised officers he just witnessed both suspects having sex on top of the vehicle in plain sight.” The 39-year-old man added that he heard the trysting duo moaning.
Upon exiting the minivan, Byrd and Mitchell were arrested. As the 300-pound Mitchell was being handcuffed, he spit in the face of a female officer, police reported.
Owner Michael Melendez arrived at the dealership and told police that he “did not authorize anyone to be in his property after the business was closed,” the report states.
I can't see the full article (firewall), but I don't think the author has a full grasp on the meaning of the word, "autoerotic." (Not that I know either...wink, nudge)
Strange story. Having sex on the top of an automobile just doesn't sound all that comfortable. Perhaps someone on here who has done it would care to comment. I would also like to know how they accessed the dealership at that time of night. They were able to do so and then this was the best kink they could come up with?
Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #3Strange story. Having sex on the top of an automobile just doesn't sound all that comfortable. Perhaps someone on here who has done it would care to comment.
Comfort isn't the first thought when these activities arise. There are some drawbacks though. Some broad dented the hood of my '69 Fairlane during one of these procedures.
Zitat I would also like to know how they accessed the dealership at that time of night.
I am guessing they just walked onto the lot. It doesn't sound like they were in the offices doing notary work.