President Biden said he plans to tackle head-on what he called the problem of systemic racism in America. It's all just opinion, but I think America's real systemic problem is sexism. Hillary had to be heartbroken that the Democrats were cheerfully willing to steal an election for Joe, but not for her.
President Biden took a trans-Atlantic flight to England late Tuesday night. Joe then met with Prime Minister Boris Johnson the very next morning. The White House warned that Biden may be slowed down by jet lag, but assured the nation that within a day or two, he'll be back to forty percent.
The White House said the State Department is working to try to re-start the scrapped nuclear deal with Iran. It was a historic day for bi-lateral relations. It just so happens that on Wednesday, Dr. Fauci broke Iran's four hundred and forty-four-day world record for holding Americans hostage.
Biden said white supremacy is America's top threat, ahead of Al-Qaeda and ISIS. Can we stop stoking racism? If the United States saw what the United States was doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States in order to free the United States from the United States.
The Pentagon said the top threat to America is Global Warming, a day later President Biden said it's White Supremacy. The same day, the CDC said our next threat is Bird Flu. If these three threats combined forces, we could be under a siege by Hot White Chicks not seen since Beatle Mania.
Hunter Biden's just-discovered e-mails revealed that he repeatedly used the N-word addressing his lawyer. Just last week his father denounced white supremacy as the top threat to our nation. It has left experts completely baffled as to where Hunter could have picked up all that racist language.
Reporter Chris Sign who broke the story of Bill Clinton's secret tarmac meeting with Attorney General Lynch in 2016 during Hillary's e-mail scandal and presidential campaign was found dead. It's ruled a suicide. You have no idea how hard it's been on the Clintons to have to wait so long.
Variety reports the cable news wars are splitting the country into two realities. They see events differently. For instance, CNN will report that thousands of white guys went chasing after black men through the streets of New York while Fox News reports the New York Marathon was held today.
President Biden raised eyebrows Tuesday when he said he won't allow Ukraine to join NATO, saying Ukraine is too corrupt. And they missed their last protection payment to Hunter.
The Trump Library is going to need an extra building just to display all the items in the Trump Was Right exhibit.
Hunter Biden launched a new career as an artist Tuesday when a New York gallery agreed to sell his artwork. Hunter gets up to five hundred grand per painting and all buyers will remain anonymous. What lobbyist wouldn't pay a half a million for a Four Dogs Smoking Crack original?
Olympic runner Shelby Houlihan was suspended after she tested positive for anabolic steroids that she blamed on a pork burrito she bought from a Mexican food truck on a street in Oregon. That sounds completely true. Mexican food is so dangerous Kamala Harris won't even visit Taco Bell.