I used to think the best job in the world was TV weatherman. Look good in a suit, have sandblasted teeth, wave at a map, and be able to say either: "The front moved faster than we thought", "The front moved slower than we thought", or "The front didn't move".

Being a pundit has that job beat hands down. You never have to be right. You never have to explain how, and why, you were wrong. You can seek to psyche out the side you don't like with BS pronouncements. And it pays really, really well.