President Trump spoke to Honeywell workers in Phoenix Tuesday, praising their work for the space program. He vowed a return to the moon, as a staging base for a Mars voyage. Only twelve men have ever walked on the moon, and four of them are still alive, five if you count NBC's Brian Williams.
Tara Reade's sexual assault claim against Joe Biden appeared headed for a she-said, he-said draw. In an interview with Mika Brzezinski, Joe Biden said he didn't remember a complaint from Tara Reade. An hour later, Joe Biden said he didn't remember an interview with Mika Brzezinski.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi declared to reporters that she believes Joe Biden's side of the story and won't take any more questions on it. It's all murky. Joe was asked what happened to Tara Reade and he said he's only seen Gone with the Wind twice but he thinks the Yankees burned it down.
The House Intel Committee released secret testimony that exonerated Trump's 2016 campaign of recruiting foreign interference. It resulted in the year's highest one-day death toll. Three years of Late Night talk show jokes about Trump colluding with Russia died the death of a dog.
President Trump's former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn was cleared by the Justice Department, which said he'd been framed by rogue FBI agents into lying to save his family. After three years of legal torture, Michael Flynn is finally a free man. He celebrated by going to the kitchen.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she believed Joe Biden's denial of Tara Reade's sex assault claim last week and was joined by Joe's VP prospects Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klochubar and Gretchen Whitmer. It begs just one question. Which sold out faster in May, toilet paper or Me-Too?
Queen Elizabeth addressed the English-speaking people Friday on the 75th anniversary of V-E Day. The newspapers showed two photos side by side, one of Hitler with his palm stretched out in the Nazi salute next to a photo of Winston giving the V sign. And as we all know, Scissors beats Paper.
Joe Biden came upstairs to host another town hall that was plagued by video and audio glitches that frequently happen on Skype and You Tube broadcasts. Media advisors are now test-marketing a new campaign slogan for him. Joe Biden Forgot More than Donald Trump Ever Knew.
Joe Biden's sexual assault accuser Tara Reade was interviewed by Megyn Kelly Wednesday and Tara volunteered to take a polygraph test to verify her charge if Joe would as well. That could end in disaster. Hooking up a politician to a lie detector might void the machine's warranty.
House Intel released testimony Friday showing former Assistant Attorney General Sally Yates said she was shocked to learn in January 2017 that President Obama knew of the FBI spying on the 2016 Trump campaign. Denny's just introduced a new menu item called the Obama Legacy. It's toast.
President Trump went on the attack against his media critics, raking them with twenty tweets of political fire that kept reporters busy. His rival focused on the virus. Joe Biden went on Good Morning America and slammed President Trump for his handling of the Spanish Fly Epidemic.
Washington faced a huge scandal after Obama was found to have known about the 2016 FBI probe of the Trump campaign that triggered the Russia collusion hoax. Biden told ABC Tuesday he and Barack knew of the FBI probe. If I'm Obama, I'm thinking, NOW your memory comes back!
Joe Biden denied he knew of the unmasking of General Flynn on Good Morning America and then, when corrected, Joe volunteered that both he and Obama knew. You can imagine Obama's exasperation. Today Joe Biden called Barack and promised to pardon him once he becomes Senator.
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