The UN released a report saying the public human waste conditions in San Francisco are comparable to Mumbai and Calcutta. The worst part is, San Franciscans will pretend it's chic to smell that way. Cartier's on Nob Hill just introduced a new fragrance called Chanel Number Two.
The Democratic presidential debates offered economic proposals that were consistent. Liz Warren promised one free gallon of snake oil for every American. The next night Bernie Sanders strongly disagreed, and he promised two gallons of free snake oil for every American.
Kamala Harris staged an overwrought confrontation with Joe Biden over his centrist views on race in the Seventies. It was the last glorious decade before PC. If there was a 1975 video of Joe Biden coming out of Blazing Saddles still laughing, she would accuse Joe of subsidizing the N-word.
Presidential candidate Mayor Bill de Blasio tried to inspire a crowd of striking airport workers in Miami when he quoted Che Guevera. It's the wrong city to quote a Cuban communist hero. A quick-thinking aide produced a MAGA hat for Bill to put on that might well have saved his life.
Joe Biden submitted to an interview with Al Sharpton while campaigning to black Democrats in South Carolina. Civil rights advocates owe Joe a great debt of gratitude. Over the years, with one gaffe after another Joe Biden single-handedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
President Trump returned to Washington after reviving trade talks with China as well as making a little history in North Korea. It's never enough for his critics. Trump may be the first president to step foot in North Korea, but not even he is brave enough to walk through San Francisco.
Democratic Party presidential candidates in the debates offered voters a dizzying array of goodies if elected. The bidding war became intense. Elizabeth Warren offered voters free college, Bernie Sanders offered free health care then Joe Biden offered eternal life.
Joe Scarborough ripped the Democratic candidates for their debate performances Friday for wandering so far left they're being mocked. There's a new debates drinking game that sweeping the nation. Every time a candidate offers a free government program, you drink somebody else's beer.
The U.S. Women Soccer team advanced to the World Cup finals. Megan Rapinoe has been accused of embarrassing the U.S. with her anti-Trump statements, but that's her perfect right. If embarrassing the United States were a crime, Joe Biden would be in jail under the Three Strikes Law.
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