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NBC will air two sets of debates in Miami between Democratic Party presidential candidates, with ten candidates in each debate. All eyes will be on the performances of Bernie, Liz, and Biden. They are the only group performing onstage today who are older than the Rolling Stones.
Bernie Sanders gave a speech proposing socialism for America. Socialism is a great idea on paper, as long as the paper isn't a page in a history book. Bernie didn't like socialism so much three years ago when the DNC took the delegate votes he earned and shared them with Hillary.
President Trump gladly told George Stephanopoulos he'd listen to dirt on a political opponent from a Norway source. Now Democrats want to impeach him for future foreign interference in an election that hasn't happened yet. We can't have that kind of honesty in Washington, it ruins the curve.
The Democratic National Committee was reported having second thoughts about holding next year's Democratic Convention in Milwaukee. Due to safety concerns for the delegates and the candidates, they may move it somewhere else. Hillary Clinton recommended the Dominican Republic.
The Washington Examiner reported that the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History in Washington just received an incredible prehistoric gift to add to the museum's collection. The museum received a brand-new complete dinosaur to place on its exhibit floor. And it's Joe Biden.
O.J. Simpson made news by opening a Twitter account Friday and posting a video. In just three days O.J. attracted more Twitter followers than the 2020 Democratic candidates combined. It just proves Americans prefer to be stabbed to death rather than have to live through another election cycle.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern President Trump might take us into an unnecessary war with Iran due to his breaking Obama's Iran nuclear deal. Democrats openly worry that a war with Iran could result in the end of the world, and by that they mean Trump gets re-elected.
The Hollywood Reporter says the Broadway play Hillary and Clinton closed early due to poor ticket sales. The story is a dialogue between Bill and Hillary during her New Hampshire primary battle with Obama eleven years ago. If this play bombed any worse, al-Qaeda would take credit for it.
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