President Trump received a congratulatory card at the White House Friday signed by the GOP congressmen and senators wishing the president a Happy Birthday. It was seventy-three years ago that Donald Trump was delivered into the world. Nancy Pelosi vowed that we will get whoever did this.
An NBC News poll says seventy percent of Democrats want to see a fresh face nominated next year. That's easy. Just send Biden, Bernie and Hillary to Beverly Hills for two weeks and we'll send them back to Washington with faces so fresh they'll look like their Vietnam War protest photos.
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attacked Joe Biden for not seeing climate change as the same world emergency she does. House Democrats just proposed a bill giving a forty-five hundred dollar pay raise to Members of Congress. This may have been the Green New Deal all along.
The White House and the Kremlin exchanged protests after a Russian destroyer nearly grazed the USS Chancellorsville in the Philippine Sea. The media is outraged. CNN demanded to know who named a U.S. Navy ship after a Confederate victory, and what do we have to do to sink it?
Nancy Pelosi lost her composure trying to control a House caucus and exclaimed she wanted Trump not impeached but in prison. The possibility certainly has their hearts palpitating at Netflix. If President Trump goes to federal prison, then there can be no doubt that Orange is the New Black.
Joe Biden was shown in a nationwide poll defeating Donald Trump by fifty-three to forty-one percent. I think it's a sucker poll. If the Democrats nominate Joe Biden, I believe it again will give President Trump the chance to prove that Americans will take crazy over stupid every time.
House Oversight Committee Chairman Gerald Nadler vowed to soldier on in his impeachment probe of President Trump. Nadler trotted out Watergate ghost John Dean to testify against the president. I can't wait to hear what Johnny Carson says about it tonight in the monologue.
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