President Trump penalized Mexico with a stiff tariff on all Mexican goods coming into the U.S., saying they aren't doing enough to halt the flow of Central Americans who easily pass through Mexico on their way up to the U.S. Response was fast. Mexico just offered to pay for the impeachment.
Homeland Security issued a prison population report and revealed that twenty-three percent of all federal prisoners are illegal immigrants. It's a dream come true. They crossed the U.S. border looking for free food, free medical, and free shelter, but they never expected free gym membership, too.
Robert Mueller found no evidence of collusion as charged in a 2016 campaign dossier used as evidence by pro-Hillary FBI agents to get a FISA warrant on Trump, but NOT enough evidence to clear Trump of obstruction. It's hilarious. Trump's guilty of obstructing the attempt to frame Trump.
President Trump and Queen Elizabeth at the state banquet toasted the D-Day landings in 1944 that eventually led to the defeat of the Nazis and their murderous regime. Seventy-five years later, the world is much different. Today, a Nazi is defined as anybody who disagrees with you on Facebook.
Iowa democratic voters were polled about their presidential candidate preference for the 2020 election recently. Wouldn't you know, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders are lapping the entire field. It appears that the Democratic Party's strategy for getting rid of old white men is to run them to death.
Democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren marched in Boston's Gay Pride Parade on Saturday along with hundreds of thousands of LGBT supporters. At one point, Warren broke out into an enthusiastic dance but organizers told her to tone it down. She was starting to threaten to make it rain.
President Trump tweeted Bette Midler is a washed-up psycho after she re-tweeted a fake quote attributed to Trump making him look stupid. It never ends out here. I tried to start a Trump Haters Anonymous meeting in Beverly Hills, but no one would stop shouting long enough to be anonymous.
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