Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand said Judge Kavanaugh's sex assault accuser must be believed. She said people always believe the man in he-said she-said cases, so he must be guilty. It turns out that the Constitution grants presumption of innocence to everyone except a Constitutionalist.
Maria Shriver: Oh my god. This is every woman's nightmare. This is a terrifying image.
Ben Shapiro Retweeted Maria Shriver
Every woman's nightmare is being trapped in the back of a sinking car, gasping for air, I'd imagine. Did you ever ask your uncle about it?
-- Ben Shapiro
So when all was said and done, the Dems were reduced to grilling a Supreme Court nominee about high school fart jokes. Their "Me Toot" moment.
-- Ann Coulter
Over the weekend, Michelle Obama officiated at a wedding in Chicago. The couple would have asked Barack to do it, but they wanted to keep the ceremony under two hours.
Yesterday, Robert Mueller was spotted at an Apple store. When he said his computer is really slow, the employee said, "Like 'normal' slow or 'your investigation' slow?"
-- Jimmy Fallon
I was willing to go along with the Democrat proposal of the FBI investigating Brett Kavanaugh...until I heard that they wanted the investigation to be headed by the previously-fired Andrew McCabe & Peter Strzok.