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Madonna, 56, takes to the Grammys stage for yet another cringeworthy performance as she simulates sex with her male dancers
When Barbara Eden dies, Madonna will be moved to #1 on my list of the old women hot enough that I would voluntarily sleep with.....
ZitatOver the years she has cultivated a reputation as someone who likes to shock but as Madonna approaches her sixties, one wonders if perhaps it is time she decides to grow old gracefully.
For the 56-year-old mother-of-four put on an extremely raunchy show at the Grammys on Sunday night, as she gave the first live performance of new single Living For Love.
Madonna took the stage in a risque matador outfit, custom made by Givenchy, and simulated sexual acts with scantily-clad masked men - her bulls.
Well ...the devilish spiritual imagery in her dance show is creepy, far beyond any sexual attraction for me.
She can have "- her bulls". I hope they can satisfy what she's missing.
How can you put her and Barbara Eden in the same category?
** Rich Lowry, Nov 30, 2014 on “Meet the Press” Sunday, National Review editor
Stop trying to make the Ferguson protests something they weren’t. And, just as importantly, stop trying to make Michael Brown, the man shot to death during a fight with police Office Darren Wilson in August, something he wasn’t.
“If you look at the most credible evidence, the lessons are really basic ... don’t rob a convenience store. Don’t fight with a policeman when he stops you and try to take his gun. And when he yells at you to stop, just stop.”
How can you put her and Barbara Eden in the same category?
It's my list. You only get on it if you are A) Hot AND B) Old in comparison to the young stuff in the news. Those are the only two qualifications to get on it.
I have Florence Henderson on it too, but not as highly rated anymore. I might have to go through the list again. Some of the chicks might be dead by now. Been decades since it has been in effect.
Funny you mention Mrs. Brady. I was standing in the supermarket line and there she was on the cover of the Star, touting all the "romance" she gets at 80.
And to think you were badmouthing that pretty girl the other day, Frank, because she was "too fat."
Fat gets you off the list. Otherwise, I would have Nell Carter on it.
ha ha! wicked and scrawny gets you off my list, figuratively speaking of course.
** Rich Lowry, Nov 30, 2014 on “Meet the Press” Sunday, National Review editor
Stop trying to make the Ferguson protests something they weren’t. And, just as importantly, stop trying to make Michael Brown, the man shot to death during a fight with police Office Darren Wilson in August, something he wasn’t.
“If you look at the most credible evidence, the lessons are really basic ... don’t rob a convenience store. Don’t fight with a policeman when he stops you and try to take his gun. And when he yells at you to stop, just stop.”