President Trump canceled Thursday's scheduled congressional picnic that's held annually on the White House south lawn. The Democrats were relieved to hear of the cancellation. It's a little difficult to call someone Hitler for the first half of the week, and then ask him to pass the potato salad.
President Trump signed an executive order Wednesday to allow kids to stay with their parents while their legal status in the country is being adjudicated. That provided a needed ray of hope for many. Last night, Brad Pitt rushed his family to the border so the government will keep them together.
President Trump on Monday repeated his description of MS-13 gang members operating in the U.S. as animals. It's no picnic for them once they get here. Two MS-13 guys showed up at the wrong Los Angeles courtroom for their immigration hearing Monday, and the judge married them.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced recreational marijuana will be legal up in Canada beginning in October. It was a nice try, but it falls a little short of its goal. Canada would have to legalize cocaine to get all the Hollywood stars to keep their promise to move there if Trump got elected.