Lady Porchers, this article may be of vital importance to you and your well being....
ZitatEver wondered how Gwyneth Paltrow keeps her energy up at 42-years-young? Well, the secret is out. Paltrow has revealed that she steam cleans her vagina and thinks you should too, ladies.
The actress has elevated her passion for healthy eating and physical fitness by putting her private parts through a new regimen to keep her vivacious.
Apparently, steaming the vagina can provide an “energetic release.” This is why Gwyneth gets regular Mugworth V-Steam treatments at the Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica.
“It is an energetic release – not just a steam douche – that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in L.A., you have to do it,” she wrote on her lifestyle website, Goop.
Tikkun Holistic Spa reveals on their site that five different V-steams are available for purchase. These include the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and also a V-steam exclusively for men.
Women in need of an energy booster can have their vaginas steam cleaned for the modest price of $50 a treatment or $200 for a session which includes five.
Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can consciously uncouple yourself from the worries of the world and get some extra energy through a steamy visit to Tikkun Holistic Spa.
Yeah, no question this is quite interesting, but Sanguine has already said she won't give it a try and report back to us on what it was like. I almost had her talked into it but I fear Thirsty Man may have upset her in some way and as a result she decided not to.
Allahu Akbar" is Arabic for "Nothing to see here"~~Mark Steyn explaining the reaction of Obama, Hollande, et. al., to Muslim terror attacks.
"This could be vital information for @Sanguine and her mental well being."
He's absolutely right, Sanguine. As a matter of fact I own a rather good Bissell steam machine which would be just perfect for the task and would be happy to do it for you. We could even film the event and upload the video to the net for everyone to see.
It's a win-win, baby. Just let me know.
Allahu Akbar" is Arabic for "Nothing to see here"~~Mark Steyn explaining the reaction of Obama, Hollande, et. al., to Muslim terror attacks.
** Rich Lowry, Nov 30, 2014 on “Meet the Press” Sunday, National Review editor
Stop trying to make the Ferguson protests something they weren’t. And, just as importantly, stop trying to make Michael Brown, the man shot to death during a fight with police Office Darren Wilson in August, something he wasn’t.
“If you look at the most credible evidence, the lessons are really basic ... don’t rob a convenience store. Don’t fight with a policeman when he stops you and try to take his gun. And when he yells at you to stop, just stop.”
Gwyneth Paltrow Admits She Has a Crush on President Obama
While hosting a fundraiser for the Democratic party at her Los Angeles home on Thursday, Gwyneth Paltrow admitted to being attracted to President Barack Obama. "You're so handsome that I can't speak properly," Paltrow said as part of her introduction to Obama, who came as a guest speaker for Paltrow's fundraiser.
** Rich Lowry, Nov 30, 2014 on “Meet the Press” Sunday, National Review editor
Stop trying to make the Ferguson protests something they weren’t. And, just as importantly, stop trying to make Michael Brown, the man shot to death during a fight with police Office Darren Wilson in August, something he wasn’t.
“If you look at the most credible evidence, the lessons are really basic ... don’t rob a convenience store. Don’t fight with a policeman when he stops you and try to take his gun. And when he yells at you to stop, just stop.”