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'I had beer-battered fish for lunch': What motorist, 75, told deputy when pulled over for his TENTH DUI offense
Put this one in your Rolodex for the next time the man pulls you over on a DUI. It is a sure fire winner....
ZitatA sheriff's deputy in Wisconsin knew at once there was something fishy about John Pryzybyla's explanation for why he was reeking of alcohol.
A criminal complaint filed in Adams County says the 75-year-old resident of Friendship told the deputy who stopped him that the reason he smelled like liquor is because he had been at a traditional Wisconsin fish fry and had eaten beer-battered fish.
The complaint says the deputy had spotted Mr Przybyla driving with a broken taillight and making a U-turn on Highway 13 in Dell Prairie at around 2.30pm on October 12, followed his vehicle and discovered he had a revoked license.
The arresting deputy noted that the driver had bloodshot and glassy eyes, and that there was an open container of Red Dog beer in the passenger seat, CBS 58 reported.
The traffic stop resulted in a DUI arrest - Pryzybyla's tenth in nearly two decades - after he failed a field sobriety test.
Quote: PzLdr wrote in post #2We had a DWI defendant who got nabbed at a one car [his] accident. Told the cop the tree jumped out into the road and hit his car.
Depending on how loaded the guy was, he may have been telling the truth in his mind.
"The traffic stop resulted in a DUI arrest - Pryzybyla's tenth in nearly two decades..."
Absurd. On average one every 2 years and this guy is still out on the streets. He should be in prison in order to protect the public. Instead he's out driving drunk again. Our "criminal justice" system is a farce.
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