A Florida woman says three breasts are better than two. Huh?
Twenty-one-year old massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil from Tampa, Florida said it’s been her dream since age thirteen to have a third boob. Huh? And she’s gone and done it now! Apparently she talked to 50 plastic surgeons and finally found one in Mexico who would do it — for $20,000 and a night of sex.
“We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.” C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
Quote: Rev wrote in post #1Florida Woman Gets THIRD Breast Implant
Sep 22, 2014 at 11:43 am
A Florida woman says three breasts are better than two. Huh?
Twenty-one-year old massage therapist Jasmine Tridevil from Tampa, Florida said it’s been her dream since age thirteen to have a third boob. Huh? And she’s gone and done it now! Apparently she talked to 50 plastic surgeons and finally found one in Mexico who would do it — for $20,000 and a night of sex.
Up here in New England, you never know the cop who passes you, lights-a-flashing, is on his way to an accident
...or if he's just going to Dunkin Donuts.
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******************* “You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.” ¯ Richard P. Feynman
Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #3A genuine "Media Whore". What a pig.
I'm really surprised you don't like it Frank. Twice the cleavage.
At least she's cute and put the third one in the right place. What's that space there in the middle for anyway?
She reminds me of Elvira...
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******************* “You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.” ¯ Richard P. Feynman
Certainly must be interesting when she goes shopping for a bra.
In any case this young woman does not have three "breasts". She has two natural breasts enhanced by saline probably, maybe silicon, and a third lump in the middle of her chest composed of the same material. It's not a breast however.
If ISIS Is Not Islamic, then the Inquisition Was Not Catholic~~Jerry Coyne at NewRepublic.com
Update: "They're fake! Woman who claims to have surgically implanted third breast is a self-proclaimed hoaxer who once reported a '3 breast prosthesis' stolen from her luggage"
"Jasmine Tridevil's 'three breasts' have gotten their 15 minutes of fame, but they've finally been exposed as a sham after all.
Florida station 10 News has now outed Tridevil third breast as fake after obtaining a luggage theft report filed earlier this month by the 21-year-old at Tampa International Airport.
In the report, she lists the contents of a bag which was stolen off the American Airlines conveyor belt, including a $5,000 '3 breast prosthesis' inside.
Cops eventually tracked down the thieves using surveillance footage, and returned Tridevil's black nylon bag - but not before taking an official inventory.
Earlier Tuesday, Tridevil's story began to fall apart when internet-rumor site Snopes connected the young woman to a Tampa, Florida massage therapist named Alisha Hessler.
Snopes discovered that the website JasmineTridevil.com is registered to a person named Alisha Hessler, and that Tridevil bares striking resemblance to a Tampa masseuse named Alisha Jasmine Hessler .
A website for Hessler's business - Alisha's Golden Touch - lists that she is a 'provider of internet hoaxes since 2014' and a 'specialist in massage for three breasted women'.
Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #7Update: "They're fake!
Well! two out of three aren't fake. Only one is fake. My guess is it's the middle one.
******************* “You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.” ¯ Richard P. Feynman
I'll put some Meatloaf trivia in here since I can still edit.
Lifted directly from Wiki:
Meat Loaf is said to have cheated death on numerous occasions, crashing in a car which rolled over,[72] being struck on the head with a shot during a shot put event,[72] jumping off a stage during a concert and breaking both of his legs, and being afflicted with Wolff–Parkinson–White syndrome.[72] In October 2006, his private jet had to make an emergency landing at London's Stansted Airport after his plane's forward landing gear failed.[73] Meat Loaf also fainted on stage while performing in Pittsburgh.
On October 25, 2012, Meat Loaf endorsed Mitt Romney for President of the United States, citing poor relations with Russia as a major reason he had been "arguing for Mitt Romney for a year".[75] Meat Loaf explained that "I have never been in any political agenda in my life, but I think that in 2012 this is the most important election in the history of the United States." He cited "storm clouds" over the United States, and "thunder storms over Europe. There are hail storms – and I mean major hail storms! – in the Middle East. There are storms brewing through China, through Asia, through everywhere."[75] The same day, he performed "America the Beautiful" standing next to Romney.[76][77] Due to his failure to complete his voter registration, Meat Loaf was unable to vote for Mitt Romney. ********* And here I thought he was dead! TM
******************* “You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.” ¯ Richard P. Feynman