Zillionaire leftist Matt Damon is in a position to do many things others can only dream of doing. High among them: dump a bucket of toilet water on Matt Damon’s head.
Zitat Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge. The award-winning actor wanted to help a good cause, but didn’t want to waste clean water in the process.
So, he did what any good humanitarian would do: He used toilet water instead.
I feel for the actresses who have to get near Damon. If a bucket of water to fight amyotrophic lateral sclerosis would be a waste, taking a shower must constitute a felony against Gaia. He probably hasn’t bathed in weeks, given his apparent belief that once water has been used it disappears forever, leaving the earth depleted.
But I’m forgetting: Damon’s sanctimonious environmentalism is just a pose, as phony as the roles he plays in the movies. Actually he lives with the wasteful extravagance of a czar, like all Hollyweird moonbats.
"As first reported by Wall Street Journal, Damon has listed his sprawling waterfront property on prestigious North Bay Road for $20 million. Listings show the 12,705-square foot pad features seven bedrooms, nine full baths, a two-bedroom guest house, and amenities including a home theatre, custom office, and cavernous master bedroom suite with a spa bath and private terrace...
the Wall Street Journal reports he recently spent $15 million for a home in the Pacific Palisades neighborhood, on the same street as buddy Ben Affleck."
202 years ago this week, First Lady Dolly Madison saved the famous portrait of George Washington from the White House during the War of 1812. If it happened today, Obama would probably save his golf clubs!~~FB comment