Senator Al Franken apologized after a woman released a photo of him groping her breasts as she slept on their flight when they worked a USO show when he was a comic. These scandals never stop. Who knew that Michael Jackson would turn out to be the least creepy guy in show business?
Congress grilled Jeff Sessions with Democrats ripping him for Russia-Trump connections and GOPers ripped him for ignoring Russia-Hillary connections. The U.S. Capitol is better than a bra. In addition to containing boobs all day, it also offers them two hundred grand a year and free TV airtime.
The Hollywood Reporter added Ryan Seacrest, Sylvester Stallone, and Ron Jeremy to the list of male celebrities now accused by women of long-ago-sexual misconduct. No one seems safe. Caitlyn Jenner came out Sunday and claimed that she was groped by Bruce Jenner over a several-year period.
The U.S. Congress faced a public outcry over the millions of dollars the U.S. paid out in sexual harassment claims against Members in hushed-up settlements. This calls for the marijuana ballot argument. We must legalize sexual harassment and tax it really high, that way it will help our schools.
North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un went wild Sunday threatening to rain hail and fire on the United States and calling out President Trump as an old lunatic war-monger. The North Korean dictator may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really IS an idiot.
Capitol Hill will begin emptying out today as members of Congress and U.S. Senators and their staffers begin flying home for the Thanksgiving holiday. There is still some business to be done. President Trump is scheduled to pardon a turkey today and Al Franken is keeping his fingers crossed.
Hillary Clinton while on her book tour Friday told an interviewer that America's problem is our system has no way of correcting an illegitimately-won presidential election. It just never ends. If Hillary Clinton, God forbid, ever decided to end it all she would leave a twenty-three page suicide note.
U.S. Navy pilots caused a major controversy during a training exercise in the Pacific Northwest Friday because they used the contrails from their planes to draw a giant penis in the sky. What happened next is no surprise. Attorney Gloria Allred is suing the Navy for sexually harassing the sky.
President Trump and the first family flew down to Florida Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving in Palm Beach. There's always controversy. Before leaving, President Trump pardoned two turkeys, despite the fact that both turkeys had lied under oath about their sexual misconduct in the henhouse.
Castle Frankenstein in Darmstadt, Germany was Europe's top tourist attraction this October says Conde Nast. What a scary tale. The legend has it the village went berserk one night after the mad doctor mixed the DNA samples of Al Franken and Harvey Weinstein and created Frankenstein.
-- Argus Hamilton
Al Franken said that he isn't resigning, but will spend the next few days reflecting. Reflecting is a political term meaning "hope someone else gets busted and this whole thing blows over."
CBS just fired Charlie Rose after allegations of sexual harassment. Yep. They told him to clear out his desk, put on some pants and leave.
-- Jimmy Fallon
This weekend President Trump lashed out at NFL running back Marshawn Lynch after photos showed Lynch at a game in Mexico where he was standing during the Mexican national anthem, but sitting during the U.S. national anthem. By the way, "Marshawn Lynch stood for the Mexican anthem" is also the sentence that will start 70 percent of your Thanksgiving fights this year.
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