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#1 | The Fortune Teller datum

Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:44 am

A woman goes to a fortune teller in order to inquire about her future.

The fortune teller looks deeply into her crystal ball and announces sadly, "I am so sorry, but I must tell you the truth. Your husband is going to die and very soon."

The woman, feeling distraught and anxious at this news, gasp, "Will...will I get away with it?"

The While House Correspondents Association has at times behaved like an Obama super PAC~~Pat Buchanan