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Here comes the bride. And another one. And another one! Meet world's first married lesbian THREESOME . . . and they're expecting a baby due in July
Oh, heck, no, there's no slippery slope when it comes to same sex marriage. Not a chance. All joking aside how will these children turn out (they plan on having 3, one for each "wife")?
The world's only 'married' lesbian threesome are expecting their first child.
Doll, Kitten and Brynn, from Massachusetts, were joined together in a marriage-style ceremony last August and are expecting a daughter in July.
Kitten, 27, is pregnant after undergoing IVF treatment using an anonymous sperm donor, and the trio eventually plan to have three children - one for each of them.
The plan at the moment is that Kitten will bear all the children - possibly using her wives' eggs and donated sperm - but they are open to other options, such as adoption.
Brynn, 34, says: 'The hope is to have three kids altogether. We always joke that the children should never outnumber the parents.'
Doll, Kitten and Brynn Young married in a ceremony in August 2013, when each of their fathers walked them down the aisle. All three women wore white wedding gowns and exchanged rings.
The so-called 'throuple' worked with a specialist family lawyer who drew up the paperwork and drafted the ceremony so that all three of them were obligated and bound to each other .
While Brynn and Kitten are legally married, Doll is handfasted to both so the threesome are as equally married to each other as legally possible.
Even Jodie Foster has scruples. She limits herself to one dyke bride at a time...
Jodie Foster marries girlfriend Alexandra Hedison in secret wedding
USMagazine, Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:15pm (PDT)
Another secret bash! Jodie Foster married her girlfriend Alexandra Hedison over the weekend, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.
The two-time Oscar winner, 51, and actress Hedison began dating in October 2013, but have kept mum on their relationship. They made their first public appearance together that same month at the Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts gala in Beverly Hills, Calif.
These three less than average looking nobodies are just cashing in on the pop culture. By next year when no one gives a shit about them again, they will get a TLC Channel show where they are in search of a Mormon sugar daddy to take care of them as his multiple wives. It will probably be called "Three Pigs Looking For A Poke".
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