I hate it when a skydiver interrupts my Easter egg hunt!


The Dye family of New Jersey had their Easter egg hunt interrupted Sunday when a skydiver fell out of the sky in a fatal accident in Washington Township.
The diver, 49-year-old Arkady Shenker, jumped out of a plane operated by Freefall Adventures Skydiving School. He was wearing a special “wing suit” that may not have worked correctly. According to the school’s website, their divers jump from 13,500 feet.

The Dyes were having their annual hunt when they saw the skydiver having problems.

"I saw the jumpers. Then I noticed one, and he kind of looked like he was conscious. He was just spinning," Annie Marie Dye told 6ABC.

Shenker fell into a nearby backyard, where witnesses say he appeared to be breathing though unconscious. He was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

"We seen him coming down. He was going around and around and the chute was here and he was here," Lamont Dye told NBC 10. "As soon as I seen that I knew he was in trouble."


http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/...Easter-egg-hunt

What's on her dress? and arms? e-e-o-o-o-w!

btw I went to dinner with my wife tonight and they had your 18 year old single malt on the dessert menu.

I was pretty tempted and was about to hand the wife the car keys! But at $22 for a large sip I decided to let it pass. Someday I'll plan ahead for that one! Now I know why you got blistered when it was used in a mixed drink.

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He should have flapped his arms harder.

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It's one of my pet peeves when someone kills themselves doing some recreational hobby, you know what the lead line is going to be, right?

Right,,, I don't have to say it. The Bozo killed himself "doing what he loved best." Never mind that he killed himself doing it. Doesn't that occur to these lame reporters. The guy is dead!!!!

He was driving his car he dies in a crash. He loved to drive. Therefore he died doing what he liked? I'm positive he did not like it the moment he realized he was not going to survive the crash. Do these reporters honestly think he has an "A-ha!" moment and cries for joy that his lights are going to be extinguished because he made a stupid mistake while driving!!! ......and logic tells us he was doing what he liked to do?

Come On!

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I don't know. My wife has orders that when she gets around to killing me, I want it done during sex. I am one of those that want to go having fun. My grandfather checked out having a heart attack taking a shit on the can. What type of fun is that?

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It's no longer about sex! You get it don't you?

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Nah. I am going to have the big one. One minute I will have a spiked heel digging into my side while I'm working, the next St Peter is directing me to the upstairs bar.

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