Quips from a sign in front of the Wallingford Chevron gas station in Seattle, Washington I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic and turned myself around.The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.A clear conscience is a sign of a fuzzy memory.The second mouse gets the cheese.Ever stop to think and forget to start again?I child proofed my house, but the kids still get in.All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.What if there were no hypothetical questions?Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.My idea of a super bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.http://needtoknow.news/archives/2016-2/2016-07-29/
Illegitimi non Carborundum During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.