(A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class,to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?''NO!' the children answered.'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everythingtidy, would that get me into heaven?'Again, the answer was 'NO!''If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that getme into heaven?'Again, they all answered 'NO!'I was just bursting with pride for them.I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
Illegitimi non Carborundum During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.