How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop anytime. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
Illegitimi non Carborundum
Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #2
Oooooh! Those are so bad! :)