* Mexican tap water * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * A fart when I have diarrhea * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby * Michael Jackson's Doctor * An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran * A Palestinian on a motorcycle * Gas station Sushi * A Jimmy Carter economic plan * Brian Williams news reports * Loch Ness monster sightings * Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton * Anyone that states: "Really, my herpes is in remission" * Anything POTUS Obama says
"This is the most lavishly funded and entirely moronic foreign ministry on the planet."~~Mark Steyn's description of the US State Dept.
* Government economic stats * Al Gore's latest scientific pronouncements * The DHS's priorities in fighting terrorism * The DOJ's neutrality in enforcing the law * Any law that has to be passed to see what;s in it. * ISIL * The nice man with a white van passing out candy to young children