Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing

Posted: Dec 27, 2013 5:02 PM EST
Updated: Dec 27, 2013 7:12 PM EST

NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) - South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

The Charleston County Sheriff's office says in a report that deputies found a man covered with blood when they arrived at Helen Williams' North Charleston home early Wednesday. She told investigators the man fell and cut himself, but couldn't explain why her hands and clothes were also bloody.

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There's a lesson to be learned here, but for the life of me I can't figure out what it is.

Quote: Eglman wrote in post #2

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It is time to ban Ceramic Squirrels

If it just stops one stabbing

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Quote: ThirstyMan wrote in post #5

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I think it has something to do with the guy buying lottery tickets with the money his wife gave him for beer.

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