Hunter Biden's partner visited the White House nineteen times when Joe was VP but Joe denies any knowledge of his son's shady business deals. The joke's on us. For years everybody has said that Joe Biden doesn't know anything and now that Biden says he didn't know anything, nobody believes him.
President Biden reacted to the negative GDP number released Thursday by insisting it's the result of robust growth. Today the president found slid under his office door the Morning Security Briefing in a sealed envelope that was marked Do Not Bend. It took him two hours to figure out how to pick it up.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi paid a surprise visit to Kiev Sunday where she met with Ukraine's leaders in the middle of a war zone. Both the Russian and Ukrainian armies were terrified by her arrival. They'd heard that Covid came from an old bat, and the last thing everyone there needs is a new variant.
President Biden's lunch with Bill Clinton for advice topped the news Monday. Bill told him that when all about you are losing their heads, be sure and get some yourself. Joe's poll numbers are so low he should go to a séance and get Teddy Kennedy's advice instead on how to escape from underwater.
The White House named Nina Jankowicz to head a Disinformation Board. She called the Hunter Biden video a Trump scam and she touted the Trump-Russian collusion hoax. Putting Nina Jankowicz in charge of Disinformation is like naming Jeffrey Dahmer Director of the Centers for Eating Disorders.
The Supreme Court leak over Roe vs. Wade deliberations placed the issue of childbirth front and center. It so happens that the young couple next door to me in West Hollywood will soon have a baby, but they don't know if it's a boy or a girl. They've decided to wait and let the kindergarten teacher decide.
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki downplayed the Supreme Court leak Tuesday and issued support for the original 1973 decision. There's no outrage at the top. When President Biden was asked about the Row vs. Wade decision Joe said migrants are welcome to cross the Rio Grande either way
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I can't believe it took 2000 mules to install ONE JACKASS!