President Biden will give his State of the Union speech in the House Chamber of the Capitol next week in Washington. In a bow to pandemic safety, only twenty-five House Members and twenty-five Senators will be allowed to attend the State of the Union. A lottery will be held to see who gets to skip out.
Don Lemon is in the dock for sexual assault, Cuomo for groping, Toobin for masturbating on Zoom and Zucker for a secret affair. Just look how easy it was to buy favorable vaccine coverage from everyone at CNN. All Pfizer had to do was to hand out free samples of Viagra in the breakroom.
L.A. cops took the homeless off all streets between L.A. Airport and SoFi Stadium for Sunday's game. The homeless got good news and bad news. The good news is, they heard the White House is giving out free crack pipes, the bad news is, you go to jail if you take off your mask to smoke from it.
President Biden flew to Brandy Station, Virginia, to discuss his success in pushing heathcare programs Thursday. It was a nice getaway for him. While in Brandy Station, Biden was seen in a Sherwin-Williams store looking at paint color swatches to select the next Supreme Court Justice.
The White House began vetting possible Supreme Court nominees this week. The court is now more a partisan jury instead of a law-bound referee. Justice Sonya Sotamayor decided to attend all Supreme Court arguments over Zoom in order to protect herself from exposure to the Constitution.
Alec Baldwin released a video Tuesday announcing that he's back on the movie set working in his next movie filmed in London. It's so great that the film industry is willing to give Alec another shot. The entire cast is completely behind him, which is a hell of a lot safer than being in front of him.
The New York Times led the establishment media Sunday in calling for Canada's government to deploy its army to crush the parked trucks protesting Covid mandates. Here we go. It's only a matter of time before CNN starts calling them assault trucks and calls upon Congress to pass truck control laws.
Special Counsel John Durham filed documents pointing to Hillary's 2016 campaign for breaking into Trump's and White House computers and planting false evidence of Trump-Russia collusion. It's hilarious. Hillary Clinton began her legal career investigating Nixon and ended up channeling him.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stood up in Canada's parliament and accused the striking truck drivers in Ottawa of being neo-Nazis and waving the Confederate flag. He's really showing a nasty streak. The next day, he ordered all Canadian geese to be shot for honking in solidarity with the truckers.
The National Security Council met in the White House Situation Room Monday to respond to the current world crisis. The political and media establishment in Washington is mobilizing. Russia is threatening to invade Ukraine and the Biden Administration has called for an all-out war on Joe Rogan.
President Biden was hit by a crushing 2024 presidential preference poll of Democrats Monday. It said seventy-two percent of Democrats said they prefer any other candidate besides Biden to be the nominee in 2024. Of all the possible candidates Kamala Harris polled at two percent, tied with skim milk.
The Washington Free Beacon reports the administration planned to spend thirty million dollars distributing free crack pipes to street drug addicts in the big cities. Reaction was swift. Hunter Biden heard how much money the U.S. government is spending on this and gave up painting for glass-blowing.
President Biden went on TV Tuesday to warn Vladimir Putin not to invade Ukraine just as Putin was signaling he will negotiate. Everyone"s guessing his motives. I believe that Putin is delaying his invasion till Biden sends Ukraine a lot of top-of-the-line U.S. military equipment that Russia can capture.
Special Counsel John Durham implicated Hillary"s lawyer in the Russia hoax as her saga grows from cattle futures to Whitewater to missing billing records to erasing State emails to the Russia hoax. When Hillary was born, the doctor slapped her with a subpoena. And he died mysteriously the next week.
Canada"s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invoked emergency powers to freeze the bank accounts of striking truck drivers. He"s arbitrarily canceling their liberty to peacefully protest against Covid mandates. It appears Trudeau has saved some of his blackface make-up to give himself a little mustache.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ordered striking truckers rounded up, suspended their rights and seized their bank accounts. It's given Mel Brooks the inspiration to write a new Broadway musical comedy called Springtime for Justin in Ottawa. Investors will own 6000 percent of the show by Tuesday.
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