DC Comics announced that in the November issue of Superman, the Man of Steel comes out as a bi-sexual. His new motto is Truth, Justice, and Both Ways. In his latest e-mail, Jon Gruden said Superman should be a baseball relief pitcher, because nobody has a better move with a man on.
Dr. Fauci denied any political ambitions in a recent interview while nagging every American to get vaccinated and get booster shots. The doctor's fans are urging him to run for president, distributing bumper stickers that read Run, Fauci Run! Republicans put them on their front fenders.
President Biden's order that all federal employees and service members be vaccinated resulted in major corporations issuing the same order to employees. The resistance is causing walkouts. Southwest Airlines is now offering free flights to all passengers who are vaccinated and can fly a plane.
House Democrats refuse to pass an infrastructure bill approved by the Senate until the Senate passed the massive Reconciliation Bill first. The bill provides virtually cradle-to-grave freebies. The CDC just warned Members of Congress not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid because it kills parasites.
The White House faced bad inflation news Friday as the price of meat, poultry, fish and eggs continued soaring. The public mood is shifting. The way we see things in Los Angeles, sixty is the new forty, seventy is the new fifty and at the supermarket, one hundred and fifty is the new eighty.
President Biden took on the supply chain crisis Friday that threatens to sink his poll numbers even further if it cancels Christmas shopping. His pollsters are worried. A toy-maker just struck a deal with Amazon to deliver a doll that's sure to be popular with kids called Joe on the Empty Shelf.
CBS News says there are five hundred thousand cargo containers stranded off shore at Long Beach aboard hundreds of ships floating in the bay waiting to dock. The delay in unloading these ships could produce an economic nightmare. The good news is, Joe Biden finally has a boat parade.
Hillary Clinton flew out to So Cal to visit Bill at Irvine Hospital Friday where he's recovering from a urological infection. But three days later Hillary had to leave Bill's bedside and rush back home to Chappaqua. Those Halloween decorations don't hang themselves, they're not Jeffrey Epstein.
Governor Gavin Newsom signed laws governing ketchup packets, condom use and outlawing gender marketing on children's toys. There's nothing like more regulations to halt the statewide exodus. The difference between the Titanic and California is, the Titanic went down with its lights on.
The White House pushed booster shots and mandatory vaccines Friday as inflation soars, the border crisis rages and a supply chain logjam threatens Christmas. And we'll soon be turning back the clocks an hour. Gaining an extra hour in 2021 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
California Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law Tuesday that makes it illegal for toy makers to target children by specific gender. In addition, Disney caved in to woke pressure and agreed to remove a problematic kiss from one Disneyland park exhibit. Snow White will remain dead.
The UN Global Climate Conference in Glasgow will be attended by Barack Obama and John Kerry in eight days. Democrats have no problem sacrificing commerce to weather conditions. Southwest Airlines had to cancel twenty-five hundred flights last week because of Hurricane Brandon.
President Biden and Jill appeared mask-less in a restaurant Saturday night. In D.C., you must wear a mask while walking through a restaurant, but not when you sit down. Baby Boomers who were raised during the Cold War are trained to duck under the table to avoid the virus in a restaurant.
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot on Monday accused Chicago's Police Union of trying to incite an insurrection by refusing to require that cops be vaccinated. Forget about the street shooting rampage. Chicago is the only city in America where corona virus actually improved the mortality rate.
New York City will remove Thomas Jefferson's statue from the N.Y. City Council Chamber this month. Black, Asian and Hispanic council members say it offends them. Well, I was offended in the grocery store today when the sign over Aisle Six read Asian Food, Hispanic Food and Crackers.
Michael Keaton will return to the big screen as Batman in the upcoming movie The Flash. He is an old friend from when we started out at the Comedy Store. This Halloween I'm dressing up as Beetle Juice and the first person to mistake me for Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot gets their ass kicked.
Georgia Bulldogs quarterback JT Daniels has made one million dollars this month in endorsements and YouTube ad revenue under the new college rule. The money has a downside. No sex, no drugs, no alcohol or they lose their endorsements, and no Republican viewpoints or they get kicked off You Tube.
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