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He obviously felt it was an emergency! Man who stole an ambulance tells police he needed it to get to strip club
If the chicks at the club were hot and there were 1/2 price drinks, I can understand stealing the ambulance....
ZitatA man who is accused of stealing an ambulance from a hospital in Michigan told police when he was arrested that he took the vehicle so he could drive to a strip club.
Bryan Kryscio was arrested on Sunday after he was found behind the wheel of the emergency vehicle when police pulled him over.
But when they asked him why he took the ambulance he told them he was on his way to a pole dancing club.
Earlier in the evening, officers had been called to McLaren Oakland Hospital in Pontiac, after reports that an ambulance was taken after it was left outside unlocked with the engine running.
According to foxdc.com, emergency workers were returning a stretcher to the ambulance when they saw it being driven off.
One of the ambulance workers had left their cell phone inside and officers were able to use it to trace the vehicle to Sterling Heights, 14 miles away.
Krysico, who is homeless and said to have mental health issues, was then found behind the wheel and immediately arrested.
When officers then asked him why he took the ambulance, he told them he was on his way to the 'Booby Trap', a topless bar in Detroit to see pole dancing, even though the club has been closed for years.
Police confirmed that even though the ambulance had been taken there wasn't any damage and it was returned to the emergency services.
Police also added that he has convictions for robbery in Florida, as well as breaking and entering, trespassing and possession of marijuana convictions in Michigan.
Kryscio, 50, was arraigned yesterday on a charge of unlawfully driving away an automobile and is currently being held at Oakland County Jail.
He is scheduled to appear at Pontiac District Court later this month.
"Cause of Action had won a Freedom of Information legal action to gain access to the documents and expected them to be redacted. Epstein said that he expects to fight Treasury's move in court."
I see.
What about the fact that it's against the law to steal ambulances?
I suppose you just want to ignore that little fact? All because the chicks are hot and the drinks half price?
Well!!!
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