One-day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally Retirees' behavior that was going on.


He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.


When the angel returned, he told God,

‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.



God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'


God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.


When the angel returned, she went to God and said,
‘Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'


God was not pleased!


He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.