Well, thank goodness I don't live in Sweden as I would be stopped every few minutes.
"Police in Malmö arrested a man after approaching him because his muscular physique led them to suspect steroid use."
Oh! Unlike me, he cheated.
"After they obtained a warrant to search his home, they discovered over 20,000 pills and vials of performance enhancing drugs, including steroids.
He told police that the drugs were for personal use and denied that he was a dealer, but "150,000 kronor ($21,000) in cash and packaging materials in the apartment led the court to believe otherwise", The Swedish news site Local News reports.
Text messages about drug deals strengthened the case against him and he was sentenced to 21 months in jail. A woman who shared his apartment denied all knowledge of the drugs but was also found guilty and sentenced to a year and a half in prison."