The department of defense was conducting an all service briefing and posed this question:

"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"

A sailor said, "I would step on it."

A soldier said, "I would squash it with my boot."

A marine said, "I would catch it, break off its stinger, and eat it."

An airman said, "I would call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."