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Sat May 24, 2014 10:42 am

Naked man tries to scale fence, arrested in front of White House
The arrest Friday afternoon happened after a man tried to get by security, then stripped naked. He was tackled to the ground by Secret Service agents.
BY Nicole Hensley
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Published: Friday, May 23, 2014, 3:36 PM
Updated: Friday, May 23, 2014, 8:51 PM

Police have arrested a man in front of the White House after he reportedly got naked and tried to hop the fence, reports say.

Photos of the arrest show at least four Secret Service agents pinning the nude man to the sidewalk after he tried to get by security and assaulted an officer on Friday afternoon.

The unidentified man left nothing to the imagination as he stripped all the way down to his socks at one of the security gates at about 3 p.m. after he was denied entrance to the White House, according to the Daily Caller.

The man was adamanat that he had an appointment with the President Obama as he yelled and removed his boxers, the Caller reported. That was seconds before his naked body was tackled to the ground.

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#2 | RE: Naked man tries to scale fence, arrested in front of White House datum

Sat May 24, 2014 1:07 pm

UPDATE: Police have identified the man as Joe Biden. Apparently he was running late for a meeting at the WH and forgot his keys......and clothes.

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#3 | RE: Naked man tries to scale fence, arrested in front of White House datum

Sat May 24, 2014 1:23 pm

There's getting to be more and more red tape to get an appointment with the President. I mean what else does a guy have to do to get an audience with Zero?

Hello, I'm a naked man and I'd like to see the President.

I'm sorry naked man you cannot see the President without an appointment.

Oh I see, then I'd like to make an appointment.

I'm sorry we're not making appointments at this time, check with us later next week naked man.

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