The Complete (And Ever Expanding) List Of Hillary's Excuses For Election Loss By:Amanda Prestigiacomo June 1, 2017 11364 544 82866
Two-time failed presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has blamed everything and everyone other than the old lady looking back at her in the mirror for her 2016 presidential election loss. The politically irrelevant former politician began whining and complaining about her stunning loss to Donald Trump soon after Election Day, and shows no signs of letting up.
Here's a full list of all the people, organizations, government entities, and abstract concepts Hillary Clinton has blamed for her loss thus far:
1. Former FBI Director James Comey
2. Sexism
3. The electoral system
4. WikiLeaks
5. "Minions"
6. Right-wing media
7. Mainstream media
8. Democratic National Committee
9. Democrat Party
10. 1,000 Russian agents
11. Vladimir Putin
12. Donald Trump
13. Republican-enabled voter suppression
14. Citizens United
15. Facebook
16. "Millions" of Twitter bots
17. Steve Bannon
18. Netflix
19. "Alt-right" media like Infowars
20. Bernie Sanders
21. Suburban women
22. Rural women
23. "Anti-American forces"
24. Bad polling
25. Low-information voters
26. "Content farms in Macedonia"
27. Fake news
28. Colluding Trump campaign officials
29. Stupid Americans who can't tell the difference between real and "fake news"
30. The "broad assumption I was going to win"
31. Goosefer
32. DCLeaks
33. Data from the Republican National Committee
34. Technology
35. The FBI
Hey, look! I found the actual reason Hillary lost: