Some wit over at FR, undoubtedly a racist, put this together:

10. Only My Black Life Matters

9. Turns out I'm JV

8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud

7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse

6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence

5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years

4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It

3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans

2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement

1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History