What udder failures as men.

So anyway these 3 shepherds were discussing how they, uh, performed their romantic activities with the sheep they herd.

The first guy described how he would wear a pair of oversized boots into which he would insert he sheep's hind legs which made it possible for him to do his business.

The second shepherd described a special contraption he developed which immobilized the sheep and thus he could do his.

The third guy looked at the other 2 quizzically and stated all he did was turn the sheep over on their backs when he was amorous.

The first 2 looked at him and asked, "You turn them over on their backs? That's how you do it?" To which the 3rd shepherd replied, "Well, yeah, how else are you gonna kiss them?"