Half the people you know are below average. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. OK, so what’s the speed of dark? How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Illegitimi non Carborundum