GROAN ..........


Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a thousand letters in it?
A: Post Office!

Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!